![]() Scoot over! This Muppet's here to show the ropes (Whoa) My uncle runs the theater, but I stole the show (Whoa) While not quite the puppeteer, I am the gofer, so (Wow) When it's time to bust some lyrics, then I gofer flow (Wow) Got a load of roles that I'm supposed to manage Want some toast to go? You got it! Want some cocoa? Bro, you'll have it! Nobody's gonna be telling me what is and isn't canon When my salary decrees, I make my livin' in a cannon And I have for zotons, Gonzo's the boss hog Was lost, but don't wanna go home to Oznog You can leave it to me to put the rat in the race I'm in it for the cheese like I'm trapped in a maze Got anything to eat? I'll be snackin' all day Who took my jelly beans?! Oh, I stashed them awayĭon't look to Rizzo for a rat that is brave But I know slapstick like a smack in the face Always comin' up with somthing sarcastic to say Any kind of fourth wall, I will happily break Cause me and Gonzo know how to handle stories But don't look down, I can't handle stories! Despite my massive fear of heights Nothing'll come between me and my appetite ![]() I got a pad on every lake, it's kinda easy makin' green Back up the forklift, unload the crate Give a round of applause for Gonzo the Great I know most folk don't want smoke today But my flow's explosive, so bombs away! All hail the Great Gonzo-rella! Am I he? Am I she? Am I omnigender? Check none of the above, love, I'm whatever! Bock bock-bockerk-kerk! Come on Camilla! Dawson taught me to talk I keep Glocks for my TV spots I got sausages and coffee pots and easy shots I'm able to gloat, a fable till the day that I croak Flow so cold, I'm happy I was made from a coat You can take Manhattan! Take the whole damn scene! ![]() I've been hip-hoppin' since my days in the swamp Wavin' arms the way that Mr. ![]() It's the Muppet Show Cypher, with our very special guest: Uh Half of nerdcore! (Ahem, I got a frog in my throat) No sesame! This frog ain't one for the kids Talk to Goggles and Croaker, it's water under the bridge Coppers always act disturbed by Kermie coming up big Every cuffing season I got trouble with pigs ![]()
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